The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019

Fat cow

It’s you come on you know

I’m a fat cow jokes kk

by Benjikrolllllllllllllllo November 4, 2020

pay cow

A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.

Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."

by johnny_thunder April 4, 2024

Cow

Ur mom

Person 1) ur mom gay

Person 2) I know someone who looks like a cow
Person 1) who
Person 2) ur mom u little dumbass hoe take the L bitch ass little faggot u look like a bitch.

by Not Declan May 29, 2018