SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Shit Digger

The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.

''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.

by Truckin Memer March 30, 2020

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

Shit

A pronoun like he, she, it to identify something

Man are you driving your shit to work or are you thinking the bus?

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 8, 2021