Heavy Cav Day

The best possible day you could ever have, because you're in the greatest aviation unit in the world

Have a Heavy Cav Day Sergeants.

by Natar June 2, 2017

7 Day Challenge

Anal sex by girlfriend for a consecutive 7 days with no vaginal intercourse

ME: Yo bud, your girlfriend is hot. Has she completed the 7 day challenge?

FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?

ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.

FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.

by Phil6590 June 6, 2017

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

gag of the day

The funny event that happened that you wouldn't believe.

Girl, I got the gag of the day. Charla thinks she is all that.

by Cdfontheflo June 9, 2017

no goal day

June 19-20,1999 saw the triple overtime 6th game of the 1999 Stanley Cup won by the Dallas Stars 2-1 from a disputed goal by Brett Hull known in Buffalo as the "No Goal". The celebration of the annual anniversary.

"Happy No Goal Day," said the Sabres Fan.

by davidkazz07 June 22, 2017