Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

Disney man

Someone who is simply like a person on Disney, Nikelodeon or any of those dumb channels..

DM: ahh man that is so wack! Friend: shutup u Disney man...

by tes95 April 16, 2011

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

man boobs

man with big boobs no homo

dam this kid has man boobs

by losdueo October 2, 2020

West man

They is good men but like to lie and horn they bulling anybody even there little brother them is hoes

Jock prick specialist

Shania:Why West man so unloyal boy?
Dave: because we love bull

by Urnabja November 23, 2021

Penalty-Man

Like his boss Crotone-Man,Penalty-man is another overrated Portuguese fraud.I can swear he'll be the first player to win a Puskas with a penalty and he normally drops 5/10 every match and statpads with penalties.

Penalty-Man cried so much that he was awarded a penalty after a football match ended

by Cremsious April 30, 2021