Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
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Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
youre just like brad beard
by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023
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I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday
He is such aNeck beard
by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020
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beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.
You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!
by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016
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Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.
"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"
by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023
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yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.
did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.
by zizzle9333 July 3, 2012
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