Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
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A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
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Get the beard crush mug.A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
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When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Get the Brown beard mug.Neckbeards on reddit. Often complain about stigmas of redditors being fat, socially inept, and, well, neckbearded.
"M'lady" -Reddit-beard
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