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Council Of Water-sheep 

A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.
"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"
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Canal Water 

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015

Night water

The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”
Night water by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019
Word of the Day on April 10, 2022

Morning water 

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Morning water by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Grey water 

It is basically piss and shet mixed together .
What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

blue ass water 

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."