Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz

his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!

by Hegg November 23, 2010

king water

bottled water with a hint of fruit that costs 3.00 and can only be purchased by "kingish" people. you know you are a king buying king water when the person serving you says "do you know that costs 3euro? do you still want to buy it?"

Catsy "hey julie...is that king water your drinking?...ugh!"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"

by sadhbh June 18, 2007

Duty water

Water that comes from a tap or spicket and is nasty or unclean.

I had to get bottle water at work because duty water comes out of the sink.

by Jeffrey Moritz Jr December 17, 2008

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

milking the water

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.

Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.

by wordwizguy February 21, 2013

water blog

one of the most refreshing types of blogs you'll ever see. they're like a dark version of a pale blog but cooler. it's about sadness life and fasion and shit.

"i saw this really nice water blog yesterday. i raped the fuck out of that archive my nigga burrr"

by underneath_ May 15, 2013

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013