The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region

Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice

by Ezras13 October 09, 2020

cup test

The act of putting on a new athletic cup and letting your friends hit it to make sure it works.

I just got a new athletic cup yesterday, Ben and Derek are coming over for a cup test tomorrow

by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

Endurance Test

Holy shit are you for real!?

Hym 😱 "Endurance Test!? 😨 What IS this!? This has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen! Wow! I did NOT think it was going to be like this!"

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 06, 2016

break test

Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not

Girl: (break test) ‘I think we should go on a break’
Guy: ‘ok’
Girl: *internally disappointed*

by Libtwat December 22, 2020

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 28, 2023

Testing The Authority

A saying to describe a member trying to get a rise out of a staff member. This is a common saying for either Discord Admins or admins on any other platform.

Some dude in a discord server I am in posted a meme in general chat and was banned because he was testing the authority of the admins.

by xx_memes_xx September 21, 2022