Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.

"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."

by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016

He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 3, 2023

Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.

Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4

by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024

Shake a Tower

A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.

(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!

by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024

Sheer-beer-shake

The sheerness frothfulness of beer shaken in a mouth. Foamy.

What's that, eating mentos and drinking Coca-Cola? Yep tryna' make sheer-beer-shake in my mouth for frothfulness.

by Alessio Datura March 10, 2022

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017