Rip

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.

Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty”

Other friend: “oh rip”

by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

ripped

to tear apart

Sh!t, I ripped my pants

by no-name September 8, 2003

Rim Rip

When engaged in oral pleasure of the anal variety, and your partner passes gas (a flatulence occurs) into your mouth. Can be used in combination with "Ghosting".

I totally rim ripped Jillian last night. Had to pop in a tic tac after though.

by BackdoorSauce September 4, 2016

Off rip

To stick three soda cans up ones rectum

Damn that girl just pulled off rip

by Off RIP guy 22 April 19, 2019

Rip and Dip

When you see someone and they're super hot and you have to fuck immediately. But once it's done you've lost interest as the lust has gone or the sex didn't live up to the expectation for example.

"So are you attracted to him?"
"It's not quite the rip your clothes of immediately lust that I get occasionally with some guys"
"So its just a rip and dip situation?"

"Yeah, no one ever married their rip and dip"

by Lups24 December 11, 2017

RIP that pussy

when someone has a big dick so a girl says "rip that pussy"

Girl: "omg my bf is like 9 inches"
Her friend: "rip that pussy"

by bigfatjuicytoe November 29, 2021