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Pirate Code

Opposite of the 'Bros before Hoes' rule.

A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.

This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.

So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.

A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
John: Hey Nick, you gonna join the boys tonight for some Halo?
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
by Grumpy Panda May 28, 2009
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winking pirate

A nickname for the BMW S1000RR motorcycle, so named because of it's asymmetrical (and incredibly ugly) headlight assembly. It also bears a distinct resemblance to the other form of winking pirate.
"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"

"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"
by Beemerfan May 15, 2010
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happy pirate

When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch
we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate
by catoxx3 March 3, 2011
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rotten banana pirate

A black mans dick or penis
by stagola lover March 3, 2009
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pirate booty

(adj)when a pirate and another pirate engage into pirate booty.
red beard: hey black beard
black beard: what some my pirate booty?
red: hell ya give me that pirate booty
black beard: spanks ass
red beard: whooo yeah i like this pirate sex matey
by Princess Raquel January 13, 2006
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dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.
Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.
by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006
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Mexican_Pirate

Me.xi.can Pi.rate
1) A fag
2) A silly bitch who keeps menacing The Suckage but does shit because he's too fukkin retarded to do anything.
3) A mongoloid fuck who wanks to President Bush's speeches

Synonyms:
Robo-Jesus,Vegaya,Vegeta,GokuXvegeta,Dark_Rain,homo,fag,fucktard

History:
This person has always seen all non-republican lifeforms as human trash, and thinks all countries who don't exactly do what george bush tells them to do should be nuked. He has also raised a few pro-Bush, anti-democrat and anti-rest-of-the-world forums which were all spammed by The Suckage which he tried to scare by telling them he would "hack" them. Yet he hasn't done anything because he's a frustrated fat fairy fuck with the intelligence of a bottle of ketchup.com m8s
"The gayness in this thread is bigger than Vegaya himself!"

Suckage member: "Mexican_Pirate?"
Mexican_Pirate: "yes?"
Suckage member: "You are a fag."
by Pukist September 21, 2005
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