Mexican_Pirate 

Me.xi.can Pi.rate
1) A fag
2) A silly bitch who keeps menacing The Suckage but does shit because he's too fukkin retarded to do anything.
3) A mongoloid fuck who wanks to President Bush's speeches

Synonyms:
Robo-Jesus,Vegaya,Vegeta,GokuXvegeta,Dark_Rain,homo,fag,fucktard

History:
This person has always seen all non-republican lifeforms as human trash, and thinks all countries who don't exactly do what george bush tells them to do should be nuked. He has also raised a few pro-Bush, anti-democrat and anti-rest-of-the-world forums which were all spammed by The Suckage which he tried to scare by telling them he would "hack" them. Yet he hasn't done anything because he's a frustrated fat fairy fuck with the intelligence of a bottle of ketchup.com m8s

"The gayness in this thread is bigger than Vegaya himself!"

Suckage member: "Mexican_Pirate?"
Mexican_Pirate: "yes?"
Suckage member: "You are a fag."

Mexican_Pirate by Pukist September 21, 2005

Mexican Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.

After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

Mexican Pirate by imacracker February 5, 2009