sexual pancake

"Damn, did you know Mary was a sexual pancake?"
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."

by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008

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panicdote

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

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panicles

Tentacles that are flapping in fear.

Look at that freaked-out octopus! He's got panicles!

by saspr November 1, 2013

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Panicise

When your panicking so hard that you can't even say panicking properly

"What's wrong"
"I'M PANICISEING"

by Rubin97 September 1, 2016

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panicatthediscoaddict

I am a panicatthediscoaddict I am litteraly listening to Nicotine right now

by epicgamer69420ree October 15, 2019

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Panicwoke

To rise from "slumber" with a feeling of intense dread and/or apprehension.
-the feeling of mistakes made the previous evening that are not yet clear.

Man, I knew better than to go to the strip club with those dudes the night before my mom flew in. The birds were chirping the next day and I straight Panicwoke.

by haydukelives! December 7, 2019

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Panicrastinating

The act being under extreme anxiety over an imminent deadline yet still continuing to procrastinate because you wish to relieve your anxiety.

Person 1: "Oh my God I can't stop shaking because I have a paper due tomorrow and I havent started, I need to relive some stress."
Person 2: "Dude, stop panicrastinating or you won't get anything done!"

by RoboLoco January 13, 2021

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