Esmeralda33040's definitions
"Jesus, Cindy, will you do something instead of being such a sexual pancake?"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"
by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008
Get the Sexual Pancakemug. "Damn, did you know Mary was a sexual pancake?"
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."
by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008
Get the sexual pancakemug.