Dirty Panos

A Dirty Panos is when you shove your dick in a girl’s whisker biscuit while you whisper in her ear: "I beat Dark Souls III in under 100 hours" to make her hornier

OMG! He pulled a Dirty Panos on me!

by panosplayboy April 3, 2022

wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.

"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."

by Y.A.P. May 5, 2008

Sick to your pants

You have diarrhea

Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?

by moonchild2C March 6, 2010

Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

big bitch pants

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends

Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course

by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017

hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.

Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.

by Ghostbustersboi776 May 4, 2018