Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.

Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…

Moaning Ghost by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021

morning_asagao 

a cool tiktoker with 820 followers

“have you heard of morning_asagao on tiktok?

morning_asagao by kleen3x July 31, 2021

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

Morning Cathedral by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

morningthereaper 

amogus

morningthereaper smogua

morningthereaper by anongs October 29, 2021

Morning Burger 

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

Morning Burger by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

Morning paper by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Moaning 

Something teenagers do in 7th grade to think they're funny, but instead it's very annoying.

Annoying 7th grader: *moans*
Sane person: Shut up, moaning isn't funny.

Moaning by Kev The Purple Fox. December 1, 2021