the lost mind paradox

When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.

the lost mind paradox:
Have you lost your mind?
Yes, I have lost my mind!

by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019

Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”

“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”

by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025

Lack minded individual

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...

Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

Mind Fluffer

A person who stimulates your mind, heart, body, and soul and makes you cum like you have never cum before.

Mind Fluffer

Christy Love is a mind fluffer.

by Nobody 🖤 August 5, 2024

mind dog

To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite

Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )

Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"

by moremagicthanharry October 10, 2014

Fuck Mind

State of mind where one's only thoughts are about the action of sexual intercourse.

She was playing hard to get until he activated the fuck mind.

by X3S June 2, 2021