Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

michael bay disease 

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.

-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"

michael bay disease by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

Michael Lam by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

Michael Jackson 

The King Of Pop.
He invented the "Moon Walk" dance move.

Born; August 29th 1958
Died; June 25th 2009

Michael Jackson died? I can't believe this, he was the King Of Pop music.

Michael Jackson by RebeccaMills June 28, 2009

Michael Size 

To enlarge or super size your order
original based on a fat Kid desire.

Can i Please Michael size this Hamburger

Michael Size by JustSimply August 1, 2008

Michael Jordan'em 

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.

On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!

Michael Jordan'em by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014

Michael Jordan 6-pete 

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

Michael Jordan 6-pete by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016