The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars
Example 1
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
by Beeksy July 9, 2010

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.
by Jack David February 10, 2025

by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.
See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

by visea October 21, 2020
