lord carter

Usually a Lord who is uneducated and has horrible leadership. A real dick to everyone that he has power over.

"Did you hear, Lord Carter was elected?"
"We're all screwed"

by carter22vv April 20, 2015

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 19, 2022

ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.

Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.

by Breezy707 July 17, 2018

Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 17, 2024

lord harkon stroke

lord harkon is a booty god

you got a lord harkon stroke from dat booty

by fuck her right in de pussy July 06, 2018

typo lords

Those who seek to have incorrect, broken english on the internet. They merely wish the fundementals of english are NOT withheld. They combat for free speech, and for no chains shackling the language we speak, the use of Chav is ESPECIALLY allowed, including phrases like "wuu2" from MSN. They are against the Grammar Police, and themselves are trolls.

-Typical Chatroom chain-
Grammarfanatic1: This video sucked.
TyPOlorDE65: Yoo dAwnt haEV Two SPEEK correctly!
Grammarfanatic1: Eh, I guess you're right... Let's both be typo lords!
*Grammarfanatic1 has changed their name to TYpOLoaRDE66.
TYpOLoaRDE66: LETZ FOIGHT FER FREAH WHILL.

by ERRORLOADINGPSEUDONYMM January 10, 2018

slumpy lord

Realist nigga , not from earth , will fuck yo bitch spit on you and kill yo family and not get caught

Slumpy lord fucked my bitch

by Slumpy lord March 14, 2017