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Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020
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earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)
by klfgs77 August 4, 2020
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Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020
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Jamielia Johnson

by Katie.xx October 13, 2020
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sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs
by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020
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Noah Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality
by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020
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The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020
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