Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022

Dirt G.D. Colorado

A guy from Texas who started from nothing and had gained everything his heart desires. The Alter Ego for James Gary Sturm. If you are reading this, I told you I was gonna make it. And here’s my proof. Also, Gracie Danay Miller, I still love you.

Hey, that’s Dirt G.D. Colorado

He’s a legend

by TheGreatZaZa June 28, 2023

2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

dirt sledding

the action of putting your penis on the top of a persons ass and humping when the have just fished pooping and have not wiped

dude, she just finished and before she could clean i asked her if we could try dirt sledding

by a corn dumbass July 5, 2021

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022