horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.

We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.

by ddddddgsadasfAsh McNordmann May 10, 2019

Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!

by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021

Horny

what my bf is when we call

bf: "babe i'm horny"

gf: "fuck you"

bf: "exactly, fuck me please"

by the ugly fcking rat September 10, 2021

Horny

bro why you searchin this word on urban dictionary🤨

"you are too horny john"

by liaowashere August 7, 2022

Horny Hairstyle

When a man begins to braid a womens hair while she gives him head

My wife’s hair was messy so I gave her a horny hairstyle

by Bloodshedj December 27, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021