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big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

Dumb Donkey

One who fails to use their intelligence in a common sense situation.
Tom: She had sex with her boyfriend at her job. She caught on camera and she got fired.

Vickie: *shakes head* Dumb donkey!
Dumb Donkey by Kitty05 October 20, 2007

shit donkey balls 

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong
Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!
shit donkey balls by Kelley B January 13, 2008

sleeping sperm donkey 

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

Booze Donkey 

1. (n) A variation of booze hound. An individual who is consistently imparied by copious and persistant alcohol consumption, to the point that their judgement degrades to the sophistication of a jackass.

2. (n) A semi-functioning individual who's alcohol consuption has relegated him to the trash heap of society. Quite often found cooking low-quality meals in neighbourhood pubs.
"Mike, why the fuck did my Eggs Benny take 45 minutes to get to my table?"

"The kitchen got hit bad - total whiteout, man! They shit the bed on an easy order at the beginning and it was all downhill from there. What do you expect, with unemployment so low, it's no wonder we can't hire anyone other than fucking booze donkeys!"
Booze Donkey by Bob Fugger August 26, 2008

rocket donkey punch 

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.
Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!
rocket donkey punch by Matthew X February 22, 2010