congo cock

Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect.
The congo cock has been known to be as long as 2 meters. The tribesmen found deep in the heart of the congo rainforest, claim to have such giant penis' because of a secret plant they consume.

William has an almighty congo cock, the length of a hosepipe.

by William Nash November 25, 2007

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Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

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Cock Robbed

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

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The Cock Game

During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.

You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win

by FallieWagon April 18, 2018

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Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

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