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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
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christmas

the best time of the frikn chikn year.

dont argue jesus is imporanto kids
by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019
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Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
by Hdowbs December 3, 2022
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christmas

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
by terrag0ne December 25, 2020
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Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021
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Following the Christmas tree

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
by slofloat December 24, 2010
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