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White Cream 

Guy: Dude, you know that hot chick Angela from Calculus 2?

David: Yeah.

Guy: She gave me an awesome knob slob and I sprayed my white cream all over her face.

David: -_-
White Cream by Tehkwhiz January 2, 2012
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Raspberry Cream Santa 

When you have sex with a girl who's on her period, you jizz on her chin, and rub it around with your penis. This can only be done in December.
Playa 1: "dude what'd you get for christmas?"
Playa 2: "my girlfriend let me give her a raspberry cream Santa."
Raspberry Cream Santa by JoshZ January 15, 2013

Whip Cream Junkie 

The term used to describe one who enjoys eating whipped cream on certain foods (and even drinks), such as Muffins, Biscuits and lemonade.
Person 1: "Hey do you want some whipped cream on that biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah I love whipped cream, Im a Whip Cream Junkie!"

Lobster Cream 

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.
Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......

cheese cream 

Contrary to urban legend, this is not the same as "cream cheese."
Cheese Cream was thought to be invented in 2014, but this fact has yet to be confirmed by Wikipedia.

Cheese Cream has been known to be a substance to provoke laughter many eye rolls.

Cheese cream may or may not be an aphrodisiac, so be prepared when you encounter it (trial results have been inconclusive).

Cheese Cream is thought to be a main export of Puerto Rico, but it has also been discovered in large quantities in the town of Kinston, North Carolina, but there have been other reports of cheese cream manufacturers in both Missouri and the great state of Nebraska.

Cheese cream is generally a white color, but if mixed with the juices of a strawberry it can turn pink.

This is a magical substance which often brings friends together, fosters lots of laughter and conversations about doges.

Not directly related to "Sugar Glaze." Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Wow. Look at the cheese cream, so majestic.

Long Live and Eat Cheese Cream.

Wow, did you see Deraj cheese cream him in that soda chugging contest?

We couldn't stop laughing; it was the cheese cream. The power of the cream is too strong.

She whispered "cheese cream," and then pandemonium erupted.

Such Cheese Cream, many wow, very delicious.

Oh my goodness, she is so cheese cream. I can't even.

Strawberry Cream Slush 

The act of having sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculating inside her, and the making her squirt.
Dude, I totally gave that girl a strawberry cream slush last night.
Strawberry Cream Slush by J0HND03 February 15, 2015