Blondom

When you have to triple wrap to avoid the child support consequences of a blonde scrag.

"Dude, how'd ya go with that glamma on the weekend?" ... "Oh mate, had to blondom that bitch.. she was gunning for the coin"

by The.Blonde January 18, 2017

Blender Whore

A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.

Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"

by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017

Blondie Brownie

A blonde haired male that has a very brown anus.

I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.

by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Blondiii

A blonde female with fake tits, sometimes bleached hair, typically a hooker or prefers one night stands and a IQ Below 21.

There was a this blondiii the other day, she looked hella hot but she did not know shit

by Randomkiddudegyy June 2, 2017

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

blondibrow

n.
A blonde unibrow. It's practically invisible in most cases.

I actually have a unibrow too. But it's just a blondibrow, so I'm better than you.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017