King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

Amber

Super stupid, annoying, smells like what bella dropped in the yard this morning.

Wow amber is so stupid

by Yup174 August 30, 2019

Amber

Amber is known to be a midget but is fitting because she gets laid by jacks 1 inch pinch which is apparently most unsatisfying

Damn she must have done an amber yesterday fucking that jack guy

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Amber

A bitch that will leave you for another guy

Friend 1 "Did you hear how Amber left Liam for William?"
Friend 2 "I know right, what a bitch!"

by ImDeadAlready69 January 14, 2020

Amber

A bitch that will leave you for anyone

Friend 1 "Did you hear how Amber left Ben for William?"
Friend 2 "I know right, what a bitch"

by ImDeadAlready69 January 14, 2020

Amber

A weird blond girl who loves puss and weed but then realized she also loves band

Amber the puss god

by Dat bou June 26, 2017