Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024
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Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021
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scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
by blurby April 21, 2024
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plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
by lil_birdy January 04, 2019
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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