condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011

back twat

opposite of front bum ie female anus

by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Twat #1

Rachel ;) oh aye? aye! ooo ;)LOL

Hey Twat #1 . . . Hey Twat#2 etc. etc.

by Gess who? April 10, 2005

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat-Deep

Being up to your elbow in something (ie. mud, money, a twat...)

Guy #1: Holy shit bro, I swear, last night I got twat-deep in Amy's pussy!
Guy #2: WTF!!

by Grant Martz September 23, 2007

Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

by Riga 09 February 24, 2009