Golden Retriever Boy

A guy that’s sweet, gullible, and goofy, and is smart but can be dumb from time to time

“Thomas is so cute he’s such a golden retriever boy”

by kurtcellophane February 1, 2021

Golden Retriever Boyfriend

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.

Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS

by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021