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Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.
Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy
by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024
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Faker than your shoes

When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.

If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.

Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.
by C411VM May 7, 2018
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mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018
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Snow shoeing

The act of cuming on your partners feet then making them walk home barefoot.
See that women over there, yeah she's snow shoeing it's the new walk of shame.
by Darkandsinful December 12, 2023
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Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
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shoe

(adj.) Cool in an extremely laid-back way; so laid-back that it may be taken for squareness, straightness, or unconsciousness. The word is derived from the lingo of prestigious East-Coast universities where some people wear extremely expensive shoes that fit perfectly, yet never say 'Woah! Yow! Look at my shoes, man,' the way proles do.
He is so shoe he takes his girlfriend to church -- but it's ironic -- maybe
by StarryGordon May 7, 2021
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016
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