crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

Spinning shit

Term coined by UFC fighter Nick Diaz for martial arts techniques that involve spinning your body, such as the "spinning back fist" or "spinning back kick".

"I can't believe that spinning shit landed."

by m8696m8696 November 11, 2015

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

shit bro

1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.

2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.

1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."

2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."

by fatboyfly June 2, 2016

That shit slaps

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.

Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!

by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

Moon Shit

You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.

We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"

by XJ45-2 February 21, 2011

Getting shit on

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021