jumping the shark

Lamest term in the television industry according to comedian Chris Wylde.

by MoonKnight January 19, 2003

shark punch

Used in mostly moshcore and metalcore genres. Pretty much a hammer on or quick slide (usually a 1/32nd or 1/16th note) using two dissonant chords (7ths and 2nds for all you theory fanatics).

For example (in guitar tab):

C Tuning

(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------

scene kid 1: dude that shark punch was so fucking brutal.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.

by OMFG SCENE TACHNO May 27, 2008

sugar shark

It's like when a shark smells blood and goes for the kill, but when humans taste sugar then go craaazzzyyy for sugar. Verb: sugar sharking

Georgie was sugar sharking for some wiz fizz.

Georgie was a sugar shark after eating chocolate. Nom Nom Nom.

by Gshark October 28, 2013

card shark

one who scams cards out of purses in order to feed his child

i watched him swim with the churchy and now he's the card shark

by pro noun brown October 18, 2003

shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008

Shark

Is a girl who only dates Asian guys. Derived from the term 'Mud Shark.'

Man, that girl will never date you, she's a total shark.

by Carissa Marie February 9, 2009

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015