Post Gasm Sweepy

A "Post Gasm Sweepy" is the feeling of extreme exhaustion of sleepiness that occurs after one cummed so fuckin hardd afder seggs thad they are completely depleted of all physical strength and experience an overwhelming desire to sleep. Post Gasm Sweepy, often shortened to "PGS", is most likely to occur in "little UwU" type males, and "Girlboss" females. Although, anyone can experience episodes of PGS. PGS is similar in nature to Post Nut Clarity, however PGS effects ones' physical body, whereas PNC effects ones' mental state.

Charles: ayo dyuo-two smash last night?

Tiktok Eboy: yesssirrrr, we fugged. cept I cummy wummied so hardd that I got a down bad case of post gasm sweepy.

Charles: oh you little UwU, I bet she pulled the covers over the both of you.

Tiktok Eboy: yessir, she is my little kitten <3~

by powpowkachow August 10, 2021

Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.

Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

post-vacation code

the mandatory waiting period to allow the vacationer to rest when they have come home.

the code implies that the vacationer is given at least a 1 day resting period before you bother them to go out.

we could ask taylor to come along but she just got back from san fransisco and we should stick to the post-vacation code.

by Kada1993 June 26, 2007

Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.

John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha

by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021