Unintentional pleasurement

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.

Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !

by aairving April 7, 2015

obama pleasure

When one get's pleasure(d) while Obama gives a speech

i was very Obama pleasured when he was giving the State of the Union.

by safetysamuel September 8, 2016

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017

Nigga Please

Nigga Please kindof means like Really,Give me a break

white dude:I JUST GOT LAID
Black guy:nigga please
White dude:what nigga please?
Black dude:U CANT SAY THAT
White dude:EVERYONE CAN SAY NIGGA PLEASE
*Beats the shit out of the white dude*

by ThisNameIsCoolIMeanSpaceBoiiii May 8, 2017

head pleaser

Giving good succ

Damn bitch you a head pleaser

by I get good head October 20, 2017

Bitch please

A phrase used when someone is talking absolute bullshit.

Person 1: “I kissed Miley Cyrus”
Person 2: “Bitch please”

by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018

Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018