Urban Dictionary: Definitions by safetysamuel

Rum Shits

When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.

Samantha had drank to much rum last night and the next morning she had the rum shits

Rum Shits by safetysamuel November 21, 2016

When one get's pleasure(d) while Obama gives a speech

i was very Obama pleasured when he was giving the State of the Union.

when you find yourself aroused by touching of the hooters (Boobies)(Tits)(Breasts)

Heather found herself about to have a hootygasm when she touched Tony's boobs