disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
Get the alpha malemug. A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining
by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025
Get the Smallpha Malemug. by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
Get the anti-malemug. Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
Get the Fortune malemug. Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
Get the Malemug. Introduced by Vox Day, this term refers to males who are sociosexual rejects and losers, but who make a constant attempt at impressing others with an inflated sense of their accomplishments, intelligence, sexual potency, etc. Some of the key things that give away Gammas are:
1. Exaggerated or outright fictitious claims about themselves.
2. Claiming they're right about everything/have never lost a debate or argument
3. Needing to "coach," "help," or "give advice" to others without being asked, including those who outstrip the Gamma in terms of competence.
4. Brownnosing women, acting like the intensity with which they pursue a woman will make the woman more likely to sleep with them.
5. Writing meandering walls-of-text in online debates.
6. Laughing or making jokes in inappropriate situations.
7. Getting obviously angry at someone, then denying they are angry, or even posturing as if they're against "hate" itself.
8. Resentment of Alpha Males (e.g. Trump Derangement Syndrome).
9. Having one-sided "conversations." The Gamma has a script he thinks is oh-so-brilliant, and the other person is going to listen whether they want to or not.
It is common for Gammas to be overweight, bald, or otherwise unattractive, but Gamma is a mindset at the end of the day, stemming from a mix of entitlement, yet always running into rejection and failure. These men tend to become bitter in life because they cannot accept there is a problem with them. Everyone else has failed them.
1. Exaggerated or outright fictitious claims about themselves.
2. Claiming they're right about everything/have never lost a debate or argument
3. Needing to "coach," "help," or "give advice" to others without being asked, including those who outstrip the Gamma in terms of competence.
4. Brownnosing women, acting like the intensity with which they pursue a woman will make the woman more likely to sleep with them.
5. Writing meandering walls-of-text in online debates.
6. Laughing or making jokes in inappropriate situations.
7. Getting obviously angry at someone, then denying they are angry, or even posturing as if they're against "hate" itself.
8. Resentment of Alpha Males (e.g. Trump Derangement Syndrome).
9. Having one-sided "conversations." The Gamma has a script he thinks is oh-so-brilliant, and the other person is going to listen whether they want to or not.
It is common for Gammas to be overweight, bald, or otherwise unattractive, but Gamma is a mindset at the end of the day, stemming from a mix of entitlement, yet always running into rejection and failure. These men tend to become bitter in life because they cannot accept there is a problem with them. Everyone else has failed them.
Nathan was just asking like my boss again, telling me how to do my job, when everyone knows he's incompetent, and he hasn't even shown up to work consistently for the last three weeks. Dude's such a Gamma Male.
by N_Sobek January 17, 2024
Get the Gamma Malemug. 