Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Machine gunning

A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.

“The centres are out on the wall, Joey was machine gunning fourteen inches just to find a stud”

by Castle Point Construction January 9, 2024

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.

My home boy gave a Chula Vista Gumball Machine

by Francoux October 24, 2025

Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016