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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
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No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022
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lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
by plotonis May 24, 2017
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Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020
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Jizz canon

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022
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smelly nigga jizz

when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!

that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 21, 2022
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jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
by Nick Monico September 20, 2016
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