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James Marriott

Me: wow, I look so good today
Them: yes, you look like James Marriott
James Marriott by iamthecurator February 26, 2021

James Charles 

WTF is that a clown??
Basically he could be in IT instead of Pennywise
Little Kid: Dad I think there’s something in my closet!
Dad: I don’t think so, I’ll check. (Walks over to closet and opens it up and sees James Charles with 10x too much makeup)
James Charles: HI SISTERS!!
Dad and Child: Aaahhh

James Bond Shower 

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.
I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!
James Bond Shower by iammeyo February 21, 2011

James Westfall 

The name Brian Fantana gave to his left testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
James Westfall by alteredaxons September 29, 2006

James Fernandez

A super gorgeous and lovely guy who will pull at your heart strings from the moment you meet. He is unforgettable, irreplaceable and incomparable. Descending from a mixed European background, he has inherited all the irresistible features from that lineage and of course is the most stunning person you will ever lay eyes on. His beautiful smile and brown expressive eyes will dazzle you to happiness and take you to an entirely new dimension! His charismatic personality and sincere nature will make you fall in love with him instantly. But the more you get to know him, you will find that there is no one else who can come close to the jewel that he is. He would go out of his way for his family, friends and for the ones he loves and is very protective when someone tries to hurt them. He is loved by everyone, including one person who loves him more than he will know. He is very popular with the ladies and men love him too because he's just so easy to get along with. the most interesting person in world and is a genius beyond words. He just knows everything there is to know, but he is very modest and humble with the wisdom that he holds. He is addictive, and will never leave your thoughts, you will always want to be in his company because he just lifts your spirits high. His laughter will lift you out of sadness and his hug will keep you feeling safe and loved! An amazing guy you'll never ever forget... this life time and your next.
Lady Luck 1: i wish i could muster up the courage to talk to James Fernandez! It drives me insane!
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.

James Brolin 

James Brolin is Barbra Streisand's cuckold husband.
Nick Nolte and Ryan O'Neal came by to show Babs who's in charge as James Brolin watched. As much as he liked the show, he had a better time when Charles S. Dutton and the guy from Benson gave her a cream pie.
James Brolin by Z-Gangsta October 9, 2008