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dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025
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Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.
Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself
by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020
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ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.
i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.
by grimpin1 May 3, 2011
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ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons
the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant
by john-lindsay September 13, 2013
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Ham Slapper

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.
by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024
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hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)
guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh
by worm consumer November 9, 2023
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Ham

Salted, dried, or smoked flesh from the upper leg of a pig.
tiny slices of ham.
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024
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