dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020

ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023

Ham

Salted, dried, or smoked flesh from the upper leg of a pig.

tiny slices of ham.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024