dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 02, 2025
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