Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021

15 to life

When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.

“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”

by digbick41 June 19, 2023

larmy life

The experience of using paid time off, usually pertains to situations in which one injures them self on the job.

I can’t drink if I want to, I’m living the larmy life for 2 weeks.

by Jimbo33000 September 20, 2021

friendzone for life

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.

My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

Life Decision

When you make a bold or, overall, bad decision that could have the potential for a good or bad outcome. For example, people can move or flee to other countries and that can turn out good or bad.

'Fredrickson moved to the US. He got badly shot for a crime he did not commit. That was a bad life decision.'

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021

The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.

I searched for the meaning of life but could never find it.

by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021

Shock of life

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

by Moose51 July 7, 2021