I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

I'll make you eat your parents by beattie April 11, 2005

just eat your carrots and broccolli 

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

just eat your carrots and broccolli by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! 

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! by The Leedale March 7, 2009

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga 

This is the phrase you say when someone destroys your Big Mac from applebee's and youre just like da fuck nigga?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga. What the fuck nigga why you do dat?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga by Indian.jpg November 27, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass 

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

Skate Fast Eat Ass by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol) 

Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.

A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol) by Mainbase August 24, 2005

I have more than enough to eat at home 

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

I have more than enough to eat at home by asupercilious January 22, 2014