Emily E

Emily E’s are usually short and love pussy because they can’t reach any normal heighted boys cock. They also are easily offended and can’t take a joke and usually hate their friends boyfriends no matter what

Person:Meet my boyfriend!!!
Person 2:Hello nice to meet you

Emily E:*Rolls eyes* and walks away mad

by Not CarolAnn’s boi July 13, 2019

e-anderthal

Someone who is so computer illiterate they are practically a caveman (person).

"Mom, just text me a picture!"
"How do I do that?"
"Nevermind, you're such an e-anderthal"

by big210 March 12, 2017

e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

Donya E

the best wife and mother ever and thinks BONJOVI is cool

Donya E listens to bonjovi with her husband

by curtdaddy August 04, 2010

e-Hug

An electronic image of a hug created by using common keyboard symbols. Commonly used to give the calming effects of a hug over the internet.

The eyes of the 2 indiviuals are created with "O" and/or "o".
The mouths are created by "_"
The edge of the bodies are created with "( )"
The arms are created with ">"

It looks like this:

(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "I need a hug"

James: ‎(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "Thanks for the e-Hug. I feel much better now."

by Hey, Its my pseudonym!! August 01, 2011

e-wang

1. Your e-penis
2. How confident you are online.
3. How much clout you wield (online).

"Yep I got in, I've got a big e-wang."

by Verdafolio January 15, 2005

Double "E"

A double "E" is a Geek. The etymology becomes obvious after you remove the G and the K.

This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."

I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.

Two 5th graders in the playground:

Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?

Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.

Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.

(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")

by Matt McGuire May 14, 2004