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Wagner College

A college located in Staten Island, NY that is full of wealthy, snotty ,rich kids, Who's parents are able to pay the full college tuition just by the interest in their bank account. 99% of the people here have parents that are involved in banking, investing or own a buisness
Girl 1: Which 20 pairs of shirts should I get? Ralph Lauren or Lacoste?

Girl 2: I have all of them, but my favorite is that pink polo.

Girl 1 to cashier: Charge it please! Daddy's got it covered!

Girl 2: They should change the name to Fashion college, instead of Wagner college!
by Partyoverwhere??? May 27, 2008
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Kenyon College

Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.
All Kenyon College students look alike.

Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
by RabbitWings December 18, 2006
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Elgin Community College

ECC, Easy Cheap and Close, a college in Elgin, principle benefit is free parking and ash trays, as well as proximity to Colonial Diner, features some fine ass women on scholarships.
i didn't get in anywhere so I'm goin to elgin Community college...easy cheap and close
by Marcz January 10, 2011
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Community College Syndrome

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009
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Calvin College

A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.
Paula is going to Calvin college to drink for a year, get married then drop out.
by kinfee kimperver November 26, 2010
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Bridgewater State College

A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.

BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.

Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.
I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!
by BSC Undergrad January 14, 2008
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Bates College

Traditionally teased as being the weakest of the Maine schools, Bates has a real crunchy/ social consciousness /outdoorsy vibe not found at Colby and Bowdoin.
So, dude, you didnt get into Bowdoin? Forget those elitist creeps! You can work with Sommali refugees and wear your Berks at Bates College
by ctdoc October 11, 2009
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