cat emojis 

The most sarcastic emojis out there. Used by crazy cat ladies and my cat Gerald.

"People that use cat emojis are so weird"
"No they're not Amy, they are being sarcastic 😹."

cat emojis by sillycatgerald July 1, 2020

cat bite 

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

cat bite by lauren August 31, 2003

cat barn 

A derogatory term often used to describe friendless butch lesbians who endlessly scour tennis courts in hopes of finding a partner.

It also to someone who has had the same poor haircut continually for over a decade.

Cat Barn's parents know that they will never have grandchildren without the help of in vitro fertilization.

cat barn by Apart November 13, 2004

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

cat lightning by heptune February 3, 2006

cat juice

The pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat's eyes when you hug it too hard.

Fluffy is full of cat juice. Watch, I'll prove it.

cat juice by MisterStick February 27, 2010

Cat Call

Callin' out for dat pussy

"Whooooooooh, baby! Aye, how bout you bring your fine ass ova here and let me explore your candy land, sugar-tits!"

"Eww, you pervert! Stop cat calling me!"

Cat Call by Hamburglurer October 12, 2015

Cat in the Wall 

1: to have a cat lodged or stuck inside your wall. Often by the process of slimming themselves down and slipping through the crease or a crack nearby.

People with cats in their wall typically will have Cheetoh fingerprints on the wall. This is due to a sidekick trying to get the person out of a jam.

The best method to recover from the cat in the wall; is to find another cat, tie a string around the neck and put the new cat in the wall. This allows the cats to become friends and boom you are out of a jam.

"Damn I have a cat in the wall again Aaron."
"Don't worry MalGal I'll get you out of this jam, they have been following me around lately; where is the point of entry for this cat in the wall."

Cat in the Wall by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 30, 2009