One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012
Get the Last Resort Christianmug. Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.
by TAZ73 November 22, 2014
Get the parking lot christianmug. a fucked up establishment full of rich, preppy, right winged conservative students. Homophobia runs rampant and not a bud of weed in sight.
by Homosexual Atheist August 4, 2017
Get the cherokee christian schoolsmug. Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.
Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.
Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.
Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.
by Christ Is A Myth October 12, 2009
Get the christianing him downmug. A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009
Get the Colorado Christian Universitymug. An unaccredited college in Pensacola, Florida run by fascists. If you're caught wearing earbuds or talking to a member of the opposite sex without adult supervision, you will be sent to the disciplinary committee.
Shortly after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, a Pensacola Christian College student was seen saluting a Confederate statue.
by Reinhard0 May 18, 2018
Get the Pensacola Christian Collegemug. -A fail-safe term use, incase their is a heaven.
-Someone who is experiencing hard times, who is willing to accept anything to save them from dispair, even to go as low as christianity.
-About as difficult as writing your name down on a peice of paper
-Someone who is experiencing hard times, who is willing to accept anything to save them from dispair, even to go as low as christianity.
-About as difficult as writing your name down on a peice of paper
Tom: Hey Mark, I became a born again christian!!!
Mark: Wow man, I can relate, today I was able to bounce a ball of the wall and catch it!
Mark: Wow man, I can relate, today I was able to bounce a ball of the wall and catch it!
by ZeeLaw July 5, 2006
Get the Born again christianmug.