Bachelor Breakfast

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

Breauna

She's a wild crazy bestfrand that will always have your back no matter what. Hella funny and full of ways to make u laugh. Is down for anything, literally anything. Your life won't be great without her.

Guy: Damn, Breauna is hella funny.
Me: yep, that's why she's my bestfrand.

by Gosh he's such a Destiyon November 2, 2016

breightmet

Breightmet is a beautiful area of Bolton which was formerly known as Bright Meadow. In the 80’s & 90’s Breightmet had a fierce reputation for being rough & tough. Those days are long gone with no go zones such as Great Lever or the nearby inbred village of Little Lever taking the lead. Breightmet is a sprawling area which officially begins at the traffic lights on Bury Rd/junction with Crompton Way and stretching up the hill to Newby Rd encompassing Bolton St Catherine’s Academy (formerly Withins School, God bless Mr Makin) right over to the affluent Somerton Rd estate on the border with Bury.

Breightmet has always had many shops for e.g Breightmet Electrics, Ace Video Club, Ashe & Nephew, Safeway’s, Breightmet Wine Shop, Dots Chippy & R Peers - Ironmongers to name but a few.

Modern day Breightmet brings investment from Morrison’s, Home Bargains, Iceland, Aldi & Greehalghs.

Breightmet is home to the legend Mr Malcolm Pittock, Anti War Campaigner & all round decent man who has for decades ran up and down Bury Rd wearing a crash helmet. Salute Sir.

Breightmet is also known as B.met B/met

Please note Breightmet is not to be confused with Top O’th Brow (AKA T.O.B)

She lives up Breightmet these days.

by Mad Heather February 13, 2018

Power Breeder

Power Breeders are marked by their insistance on habitually and irresponsibly procreating, despite being unable to support and adequately raise the large quantity of children they have already produced. Power Breeder parents may or may not be married to each other. In many families there is often only a Power Breeder mother and numerous children by several different Power Breeding fathers. Those Power Breeding fathers are likely out further polluting the gene pool with new and various Power Breeder mothers.

"She's pregnant again? I don't know how that Power Breeder plans on keeping six kids in a studio apartment! "

by Cinnamon Ring April 15, 2010

Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker August 20, 2019

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006